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I, myself, am not a church-goer, but here is something a friend sent me.
Actual Announcements Taken From Church Bulletins.
1. Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.
2. Thursday night -- Pot luck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
4. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
5. The rosebud on the alter this mourning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
6. Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
7. Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study.
8. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.
9. The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
10. Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
11. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
12. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
13. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.I Feel ::  stressed Bring on the Noise:: godforsakenmotherfuckingdrunkcropdusters |
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Well, yesterday totally sucked the most ass ever. At least, since I've been back home anyways. Okay. MY bro and his wife have been staying over the past week, cuz my parents are gone out of state. Their baby has been keeping me up all hours of the night, so needless to say I have not got much sleep the past 4 days and have been late to work the past 2 days. And that just gets me in trouble. And yesterday I worked a split shift which really pisses me off, cuz i hated having to go back to fucking home depot at 8 PM - 10PM. But anyways here's what happend...went to the mall with Tara and Anna to kill an hour. Went to the arcade. Somehow lost my $300 perscription RayBans and my fucking ATM card. After much looking around for them, I give up and go back to work. Now i gotta cancel my fucking card. It gets even better. Some asshole scraped the side of my car...wait my mom's car, which i happend to be driving cuz i have no insurance on my truck yet. So I'm gonna be in deep shit when they get back. And still the story gets even better. I'm on my way back to work when i notice the gas light is on and I'm on fucking empty. Luckily, I keep $10 in my CD case otherwise I would've been totally and completely fucked in the ass hard. And i just wouldn't like that. Now i feel like shit. still no sleep. And i think i got food-poisoning from the stupid food we had at the meeting at work. stomach hurts. And I'm having nose bleeds cuz i let my blood pressure get too high. Anyone wanna put me outta my misery already? Thank God i have today off. i think i will jsut sleep in. Cuz i just might be cursed and walk outside and have a fucking crop duster crash on top of me.........well, it can't get any worse......right????I Feel ::  pissed off Bring on the Noise:: stupidmotherfuckingcropdustingassholeplanesandgarbagemen |
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Well...I'm bored as FUCK right now. So I thought I'd be an idiot and share some stuff with the people that actually read this crap. Who am I kidding?......nobody actually reads this shit. N.E.ways, here goes......
What Is Love
Is it that warm feeling deep down inside
That makes your eyes shine
Is it when we walk hand in hand
The smiles on our faces, the happiness in our eyes
Is it sent from Heaven up above
The beautiful sight of a peaceful dove
Is it how when I'm with you I have no trouble or fears
Only love, happiness, and delight
Is it the window to my heart that lies in your eyes
Our eternal flame as it burns on forever in my heart
Is it the hope you give me like no one else could
Or that feeling that hurts yet still feels so good
I guess what love really is
Is our giving of hearts
A message from above
Lasting for all eternity
That is what I call loveI Feel ::  artistic Bring on the Noise:: coyotes howling in the fields by my house |
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What can I say? It's been awhile. Some things have changed, but some things never do. Let's see where to start...well, when i last posted i had absolutly no fucking clue where my life was going. I had totally lost everything i had or known. Hell, i wasn't too sure what next fucking curve ball life was gonna throw at me. Since then, I've got a job. I work at the Tracy Fucking Home Depot. Pay is alright. Benefits are good. Work with some old friends. Blah blah blah... I finally got a fucking truck. $3000 dollars of my hard earned money. And in about a year and a half it will actually be mine to own. I got a new quad that i'll be making payments on. But it was a sweet deal that i couldn't pass up. Fucking thing is hella fast too. Tara and i worked things out, i guess. We're back together now. And things finally seem to be going okay with us. I'm thinking about moving with her to Chico when she goes off to college. Then we can live together in our own little crappy apartment. But at least we'll be happy. I went to OzzFest. It was cool. Said goodbye to Melissa, since she moved to Fresno. And......yeah..... that's about it. Right now, I'm bored out of my motherfucking mind, so i thought i'd update to anybody out there who actually reads this shit. My life is slowly coming together, and for the first time in a long time...I actually find myself happy and content with life.I Feel :: accomplished Bring on the Noise:: Right Here--------StainD |
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Problems at home. Shit Happend! Got kicked out! Nowhere to go. No money. No car. No job. Nothing I can do. And I'm not sure who I can turn to. Oh well. Tara left me...again...for good this time...it hurts... 3 years and it ends like this. WHATEVER! Not many friends on LJ. Not many friends in life. Nobody else cares, so why should I. Nothing matters to me anymore. And I have absolutly nothing. FUCK THE WORLD! FUCK ME! And if you're really reading this... FUCK YOU, TOO! I don't want anyone's pity. I don't want a FUCKING thing from anybody. I think I lost the only person I ever cared about, along with everything that ever meant anything to me. I feel so dead...so betrayed...so alone. But still...I love her more than anything. But right now,I don't have the slightest clue what my future holds in store for me. And I'm kinda scared. With all that said, I guess I'll end it now. Being a huge Pink Floyd fan and all, I'll take a quote from them...
Goodbye, cruel world,
I'm leaving you today.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...
...Goodbye all you people,
There's nothing you can say,
To make me change my mind.
...Goodbye...I Feel ::  ......... Bring on the Noise:: the silence of my lonliness and my broken heart |
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May. 27th, 2005 @ 08:47 pm
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This weekend i went to my dad's. Nothing much happend there. Nothing ever does. Saw Tara Saturday and went to the movies. We wanted to see StarWars, but of course, it's still sold out. So we saw House of Wax. It was better than i thought it would've been, but still kinda sucked. That's not a shocker considering that one of the main characters was Paris Hilton. Kinda ironic though how she got killed while on her knees though. ;) Yeah, aside from that and the other graphic violence which we all seem to enjoy, the only other good part was Paris's strip tease. Hey, anybody else waiting to see StarWars, let me know if you wanna meet up. It'd be cool to go in costume and be stupid. Lightsabers fucking rock!!!
May. 24th, 2005 @ 09:06 pm
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ok.............Fuck i feel like shit. MMM...the weekend was cool i guess. i went riding with the family on our quads in the Tuolomne forest, where my sister almost got killed a few months ago. Trails were fucking awesome. But it was dusty as hell. I was racing a friend and the dumbass bit it coming around a corner. Stopping to make sure he wasn't dead, i fell behind when he quickly got back up and shot down another trail. The past few days have sucked ass. i need to go out. going insane here stuck in this house. Wish Tara was here...haven't seen her or talked to her much in about a week. Hope nothings wrong........................guess thats all for now. i'm gonna go for a ride now and clear my mind. Peace out BITCHES!!!
May. 17th, 2005 @ 05:26 pm
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YESTERDAY, TARA CAME OUT TO SEE ME. WE ENDED UP TALKING FOR A BIT AND THEN WENT ON A SHORT QUAD RIDE. I DECIDED IT WOULD BE KINDA COOL TO LET HER RIDE IT BY HERSELF CUZ SHE HASN'T DONE THAT BEFORE. AND ACTUALLY SHE DID PRETTY GOOD. I WAS REALLY PROUD AND SHE LOOKED SO HOT RIDING IT...WELL IT WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER IF SHE WAS RIDING ME, BUT...YEAH. AFTER THAT SHE TOOK ME TO DINNER AT HOMETOWN BUFFET. FOOD WAS GOOD. THEN WE WENT TO THE CARNIVAL AT THE MALL. IT WAS PRETTY COOL. WE GOT THERE AND RIGHT AWAY ALL THE STUPID CARNIES WERE TRYING TO CON US OUT OF OUR MONEY. LUCKY ME, AND I USE THAT TERM LIGHTLY ;), I DIDN'T HAVE ANY $$$. BUT TARA DID. SHE PAID FOR US.(SUCH A SWEETHEART!)N.E. WAYS, WE PLAYED A COUPLE GAMES AND SHE WON A COUPLE THINGS THAT ENDED UP COSTING HER MORE THAN SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD. BUT HEY, SHE WON WHAT SHE WANTED. A HUGE DAFFY DUCK WITH AN INFLATABLE POOL TOY AROUND IT. THEN THE GUY WAS KINDA HITTING ON HER SAYING THAT SHE WAS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL GIRL AND THAT I SHOULD PAY FOR ANOTHER ROUND FOR HER. YEAH, IT'S KINDA SCARY WHEN CARNIES ARE HITTING ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND. STUPID CARNIE BASTARD!!! AFTER THAT, WE DITCHED THE FREAKY CARNIE PEOPLE AND WENT FOR A NICE RIDE ON THE BIG FERRIS WHEEL. SOOOO COOL! I COULD TOTALLY SEE WALMART FROM THE TOP. I WAS GONNA BE AN ASS AND ROCK THE THING WE WERE IN, BUT I DECIDED NOT TOO. DIDN'T REALLY FEEL LIKE BEING A JERK! AFTER THAT WE WERE GONNA HEAD BACK TO MY PLACE AND WATCH A MOVIE, BUT THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN CUZ MY PARENTS DECIDED TO BE ASSHOLES. SO I WAS KINDA PISSED AND SHE WAS A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED. I CAN'T WAIT TO MOVE OUT. BUT I KNOW IT WON'T BE FOR A WHILE STILL. SOON THOUGH...
May. 10th, 2005 @ 07:05 pm
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First off, i wanna say hi to some old friends out there that i haven't really seen since highschool. So if you come across this and you know me, drop a line. If i get time and i actually liked you in school, then i'll hit you back. If not, then you probably pissed me off in some way...so FUCK OFF! Hey, it ain't nothing personal... oh wait, yeah it is. Get the picture? Well Hell! I don't have much else to write about right now. So that's it. Peace out BITCHES and remember...if sex is a pain in the ass, then you're probably doing it wrong!
May. 7th, 2005 @ 09:00 pm
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